1. parents: please stop listening to the Delfino Plaza theme

    batreaux:

    me:image

    (via xv88broadside)

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  2. call-me-juggernaut:

Yup, that’s me.

    call-me-juggernaut:

    Yup, that’s me.

    (via fuckyeahhdota2)

    1 day ago  /  140 notes  /  Source: call-me-juggernaut

  3. photo

    photo

    photo

    1 day ago  /  784,347 notes  /  Source: ohohmeo

  4. 6sevyn8:

    iodinosaur:

    6sevyn8:

    6sevyn8:

    before i was born nobody could figure out what sex i was so my parents didn’t have a definite name picked out for me. so when my mom was in labor my sister stayed with my grandparents. n when my grandpa was driving her to come see me for the first time he told her my parents named me GERTRUDE RONALDI and she almost started cryING 

    I keep remembering this at random times and laugh like an idiOT

    Can we call you Gert?

    Do it I dare you

    Wow don’t be rude, Gert. Rudegert

    2 days ago  /  8 notes  /  Source: 6sevyn8

  5. 6sevyn8:

    6sevyn8:

    before i was born nobody could figure out what sex i was so my parents didn’t have a definite name picked out for me. so when my mom was in labor my sister stayed with my grandparents. n when my grandpa was driving her to come see me for the first time he told her my parents named me GERTRUDE RONALDI and she almost started cryING 

    I keep remembering this at random times and laugh like an idiOT

    Can we call you Gert?

    2 days ago  /  8 notes  /  Source: 6sevyn8

  6. timelady-of-221b:

    joeeatspeople:

    yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

    Types of people who romanticize small town life:

    1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

    #THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY

    #THEY’RE RACIST

    #THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
    #EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

    (via whatgoat)

    5 days ago  /  279,103 notes  /  Source: thatssoproblematic

  7. tastefullyoffensive:

[iwearmyseatbelt]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [iwearmyseatbelt]

    6 days ago  /  31,080 notes  /  Source: tastefullyoffensive

  8. leaddybum:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY THWOMP

    leaddybum:

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY THWOMP

    (via kiara0405)

    1 week ago  /  5,311 notes  /  Source: leaddybum

  9. whatgoat:

element-fox:

chronicvandal:

its-a-me-mariah:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

Whoa, guys! There’s plenty of June Potato to go around!

August chocolate.;) laaadies

July Mac’n’Cheese

March Bagel? uh

October Fish. Ew.

    whatgoat:

    element-fox:

    chronicvandal:

    its-a-me-mariah:

    joshpeckofficiall:

    look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

    Whoa, guys! There’s plenty of June Potato to go around!

    August chocolate.
    ;) laaadies

    July Mac’n’Cheese

    March Bagel? uh

    October Fish. Ew.

    1 week ago  /  51,715 notes  /  Source: vfilthy

  10. science-junkie:

Believe it or not, these four squares move at the same constant speed

    science-junkie:

    Believe it or not, these four squares move at the same constant speed

    (via we-are-star-stuff)

    1 week ago  /  918 notes  /  Source: Gizmodo

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  12. theaveragefish:

    why the hell did we all learn the exact words

    "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

    (via firenationtoph)

    1 week ago  /  73,700 notes  /  Source: theaveragefish

  13. Anonymous asked: How do you play animal crossing?

    fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

    hold your ds upside down and walk to the edge of the map and then mew will come my dad works for nintendo so i know

    1 week ago  /  431 notes  /  Source: fuckyeah-animalcrossing

  14. tastefullyoffensive:

One donut to rule them all. [mirachravaia]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    One donut to rule them all. [mirachravaia]

    (via callmemonamiral)

    1 week ago  /  64,553 notes  /  Source: tastefullyoffensive